STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
My farts woke her up so I pretended to be keep sleeping.
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
Didn't get laid. But got a free pie from a waitress. A whole pie.
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
Just spent 15 minutes trying to save the life of a fruit fly that dive-bombed my coffee. I figured it doesn't make sense to let two souls die in this place...
he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
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