I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
Just toasted a glass of brandy with my own reflection to my dimples. Why are you not here?
I'm more picky about my flip flops than the guys I sleep with
didn't know how to tell his mom I was confused about how long we'd been together because we banged for a full year before making it official
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
He offered to buy me free breakfast if I stayed at the hotel overnight with him. I then realized they have a complimentary breakfast.
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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