Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
if you dont talk to me in person you cant text me
So we walked by this chick's house and she starts yelling at her boyfriend "STOP HITTING ME WITH YOUR DICK"
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
why does every cop we meet know your name?
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