Slut skills are useful in every country.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
so I was eating out this girl who was wearing my pirate hat In an alley behind the bar last night and some girl walks up and takes a picture. apparently we had a crowd of about 10 and it turned her on so she just didn't tell me
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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