i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
My printer just jammed because one of the condom wrappers I threw when we had sex in my dorm
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
He told me he wanted to sleep but I touched his penis and listened to his heart beat start racing. I knew sleeping was bullshit.
Use your nursing skills for good, not evil.
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
I slept with someone only because he got my Simon Birch impression. It was a new low.
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
It’s a dick. Seen one, seen em all. Unless it spews a fountain of tequila, I don’t need to see yours.
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