Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
HE FINALLY TEXT ME AND CALLED ME BY MY TWITTER NAME STAND BY FOR THE WEDDING INVITE, BRIDESMAID
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
So, I feel bad. I just told my husband I had sex with someone else while on a business trip. Today is his birthday. I'm kind of a dick.
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
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