So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
SALAD DOESNT WARM YOUR HEART AND BELLY
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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