They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
it glows. i had to have it.
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
This is your liver's 7:15 wake up call. Mandatory margarita popsicles after work today. Rule #71: no excuses, play like a champ!
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
spending my first valentines day single in 3 years blazed and eating heart shaped brownies i bought myself. WHO NEEDS A MAN.
Drunk logic "let's go outside in front of the bar to get sick"
I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
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