So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
Dude that chick had her name tattooed in Japanese characters between her b-cups. I kept calling her Toyota.
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
Dude, don't put me in a suit and feed me liquor; I'll never go home.
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
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