Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I would never have sex with Danny Devito!! JSYK.
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
even in the morning, she still thinks my british accent is real.
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
apparently people get pissed when you take the bag of wine out of the franzia box and put it in your purse before leaving the party
Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
Eye surgery went well. Just can't believe it took getting lasers through my eyes to temporarily stop the vivid sex dreams I was having
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
Brah, we should get a "do not disturb sign"... I can't have people knocking on the door while I'm high, it fucks with me way too much.
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
i had sex with a girl named after a fruit last night and it was the best thing to happen to me in 2020
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