With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
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