My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
I'm sitting here in nothing but my panties, eating beef jerky and reese's for breakfast.Today is not the day to expect me to make sound life decisions.
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
I tried sex in a car once. It was like trying to do yoga in a drainage pipe with your arms and legs tied while using a typewriter with your penis.
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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