its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
True friends don't judge, they just try to have more booty calls than you do.
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
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