I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
It's underwear night and I am literally in the bar wearing nothing but underwear and flip flops.
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
He just subscribed to one of my Spotify playlists. The next step is sex.
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
Last night we got home from the bar and saw a fox outside and we lured it in the house with a piece of cheese. Just wanted to party with some potentially dangerous wildlife I guess.
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
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