in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
His dick was as big as my arm. Giving him a handjob was like giving someone an Indian sunburn.
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
Fortunately for myself I'm twice as smart and half as drunk as everyone else. All things considered I'm leaving here three-to-five times richer than when I arrived.
Now I have the walk of shame to give the receptionist the bathroom key back, I've had it for 20 minutes. I should just smile and wink. She knows what went down.
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
Dick very happy bro
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
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