The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
I didn't just randomly come up with it. But if you want to give me extra credit for creativity I have a bare chest and chocolate sauce left
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
I like the fact that you've for some reason taken my penis into protective custody
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
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