some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
Can we just focus for a minute on the fact that I HAD MY FIRST LESBIAN ENCOUNTER.
Right. How rude of me to inform you that you're going to be an aunt.
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
He showed up at my house with roses and a bottle of vodka... to watch a movie. obvi i took the vodka and didn't sleep with him
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
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