Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
He called my vagina his wife... how is that NOT creepy?!
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
I'm declaring this weekend Captain Morgan weekend
You declare every weekend Captain Morgan weekend...
You just don't understand... :'(
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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