Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
Who was that guy you went home with?
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
i’m just listening to christina aguilera’s “your body” on repeat and trying not to pass out at my desk.
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
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