My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
i really like this girl i slept with last night
you ask her out again?
yeah but she said she is busy next weekend getting married
Fat chicks shouldn't bartend
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
I just found my coat check number in my underwear.
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
He dodged my hug and greeted me with a fist bump. I slept with him the night before. The only thing worse would have been a greeting by chest bump.
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
I sent her a dick pic and used brett Favre's dick pick. She asked me why I had pictures of old men's dicks saved on my phone... I just can't win bro
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