This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
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This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
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