So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
Is singing the Indiana Jones theme while I put on the condom off limits?
I'm not the one who can lose their erection, so it's fair game
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
I live vicariously through you. No one mistakes me for a hooker anymore. I look like a stay at home mom of three. On bad days of four.
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
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