redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
if you hear someone banging on your door early in the morning, it's me with some breakfast burritos, so don't be alarmed
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
My roommate made me go home after I mooed at fat girls at the gas station.
my dad just told me he found me on the kitchen floor saturday morning with a microwave dinner on top of me, fork still in hand. priceless
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
I vaguely remember you trying to make me a casserole with marshmallows and a can of beer.
Bring gay.
By that I meant the rum. I just realized that my request made no sense. You always bring gay.
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
You pissed off the back deck while listening to the national anthem from your phone screaming America Fuck Yea to my neighbors
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
Boys winking, cowboys tipping their hats, old people looking disappointed.... ah, I had forgotten the unholy powers of exposed cleavage!
You are my hero.
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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