so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
Well that's the second time I've broken a lamp during sex this month. Starting to worry I'm some kind of X-man. (this one was a wall sconce and I fully smashed it with my head and it crumbled like it was made of sugar)
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
Just looked at my bank statement. 9 out of 10 transactions on the first page were from 9 different bars. The 10th was for birth control pills at the pharmacy. I need to rethink my lifestyle.
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
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