I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
It's my diet secret . . . it's like slimfast but I call it cockfast instead.
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
He was crying because he hiccuped every time he kissed me. We then crawled to the kitchen because neither of us could stand, and I spoon-fed him peanut butter "to cure his ailment."
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
how do you play pong handcuffed?
Apparently I was telling them, "I AM A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN AND I DON'T NEED YOU TO HOLD MY HAIR," and I pulled my hair back and puked.
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