i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
She got subburned last week and her bikini ties in the middle...when I took off her shirt, there was a sunburned bow between her boobs. Like a present. Happy birthday to me!
nothing worse than sitting down ready for a solid porn sesh to find out your internet is out. comcast owes me a handjob
we were walking and you spelled the word "oats" to prove you weren't drunk.
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
I'm a little concerned about right now. You showed up at my house soaking wet, drunk with a bag of ham and 2 liter of Dr. Pepper, and you refused to tell me where you got the ham until I gave you some more liquor.
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