My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
The doctor wrote 'condom retrieval' on my discharge paper.
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
You look me right in the eyes and yelled "By the power of the superglue beer sword, I designate you my driver!" I almost felt honored.
I knew when her mom came in spraying me with Febreeze telling me I smelled like shame it was going to be a rough day.
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
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