i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
I passed out and woke up with my pockets full of Lucky Charms cereal and chocolate coins. Another successful St Pattys Day.
The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
I woke up in a place I've never been before, with people I've never met before using me as a table for domino's.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.
The whole time we were hanging out my vagina was yelling at me like its a real live penis that wants to have sex with us what are you doing
This girl I interned with got engaged today and I'm just like over here taking plan B with my tacos and PBR.
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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