real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
you opened the fridge, pissed on the food, fell over, then threw up on yourself. thats whats all over the kitchen.
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
The doctor said 'youre the 2nd youngest person that ive seen with this condition. Thats probably not the silver medal you were looking for today.'
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
He just got here and all he's wearing is a cloth over his penis.
I'll uninvite my mom
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
I just scored a new eye doctor and a date all in one email. BOOM!
I've come to realize that I need a break from life when I just tried to use my address numbers as the cook time on the microwave
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
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