do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
When I came home you were watching infomercials, eating croutons out of the box and salsa from a funnel. Well done.
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
Came so hard my ears popped. This lovely piece of news and pissin in my driveway brought to you by rum
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
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