She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
you googled " I want to buy a live ostrich". I'd say you were pretty wasted.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
You were Q-tipping mashed potatoes out of your ear.
im currently assessing the tequila situation in preparation of your arrival
I dropped my keys into the toaster and felt it push down as I pulled them out. Couldn't stop thinking it was a bad idea the whole time.
I still don't know how you've lived this long.
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
I think we might need a safe word for this...
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
Randomize
