the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
Eredayimstrugglin ..Can we talk about the fact that I just typed "er" and it autocorrected to that. Fuck my life.
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
All right, sex is off the menu for you. Now you just get friendship. So I can spend marginally less time being annoyed by you.
Got caught peeing in public. Sucks. It was a police station. Sucks worse.
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
Omg I'm having dinner at chilli's with a guy who is arguing that getting a weed leaf tatoo on his neck will prevent him from getting a job as a dental assistant
Well that actually sounds reasonable
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