My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
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