Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
Dude, you just left me a 3 minute voicemail of pop rocks in your mouth. Im sitting right next you
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
I'm having a chugging contest on the streetcar. The driver is judging.
Plus someone just passed me a joint through the window. BEST STREETCAR RIDE EVER
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
I woke up next to her will a oven mit taped to my cock. Dear god, I might have tried to use it as a condom.
The bartender cut me off so I peed in the corner. How no one noticed I have no idea.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
Friendly reminder that on the walk home you tripped but instead of falling to the sidewalk, you tried to save it and ended up headbutting my ex-boyfriend in the balls. ILU.
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
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