Can i not drive my cunt home
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
Just spent 15 minutes trying to save the life of a fruit fly that dive-bombed my coffee. I figured it doesn't make sense to let two souls die in this place...
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
Happy Birthday. May your liver respect you, fat bitches neglect you, hangovers reject you, and AA accept you.
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
you said "it's karaoke night" and tried to use my dick as a microphone
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
If I shall die, I wish to bequeath to you my personal library, my sigma tau delta presidency and all it's apparel, and a puppy.
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