i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
Houston, we have a squirter
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
Everyone looked at me like I just fucked a gopher and was wearing it like a hat
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
These people don't understand my stages of drunk
I'm not saying I haven't been that drunk. I'm just saying I haven't been that drunk and then have cops buy me shots.
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
Don't take advice from me. I'm simultaneously shitting and eating cheesecake.
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
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