Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
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I don't care if there's a party or not. I just want to be half naked in a cape with a never-ending supply of alcohol within arm's length at all times. Make it happen.
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
Just watched a girl fall down the stair and be to drunk to get up. The only stair in the bar. It's like watching a turtle on it's back.
The problem with having sex on the couch is that your blanket ends up in the laundry and you're left cold on the couch the next day.
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
I have a 30 pack and enough condoms to last until tomorrow morning. Have Mystery Science Theater 3000 ready. I'm on my way over.
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
I tried sex in a car once. It was like trying to do yoga in a drainage pipe with your arms and legs tied while using a typewriter with your penis.
So the door man at the local dispensary started giving me motivational talks about my beard...
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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