fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
Either I need to stop bringing you back to my apt or I need to stop buying ikea furniture
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
The air was thick with penises
Also can you rate on a scale of zero to jesus restraining order christ how creepy it is that he found a porn star that looks like me and has watched all the porn that she's been in
He was twisted. Literally. It's like God took his dick with a pair of pliers and gave it a half twist to the left.
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
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