i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Her breakfeast in bed consisted of half a pop tart that I didn't want, and water that I slipped birth control into... Who says chivalry is dead?
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
He told me the escort brought him pizza. Can something be sad and awesome at the same time ?
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
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