it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
One of us needs to be functional tomorrow and it won't be me. I'm drinking liquor out of a fishbowl.
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
God, I missed his penis.
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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