Your vagina is a self cleaning oven.
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
I will make out with the first guy who tries to pick me up with a lyric from a rap song. I won't even reply, just be on him like whoa.
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
Drunk assassins creed leads to explaining to my father that "it was only a steak knife in the arm"
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
You know those times when you're sitting down for a while and r like damn I'm sober but then stand up and r like WOAH HOLD UP.
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