Your date looks like the Cloverfield monster. good luck.
Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
I'm naming my child veloci raptor. And you can be a part of its life if you want. But that's its name. Cause i have the vagina.
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
Everytime I try to keep track of the amount of people I slept with I always forget about that guy I met on the dc metro, where I woke up to him organizing his Special K and Molly and I was covered in sleeping cats.
Randomize
