question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
Dude that musta been some handjob last night. The sound of her pandora bracelet kept waking me up
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
YOU SUCK AT REPLYING IM IRRESPOSNIBLY DRUNK WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WITH YOU LIFE. celebrate the magicness with me.
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
So it took me 20 minutes to figure out that this is the wrong blind date. I'm going to go with it, he's cute and at least it's free beer.
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
So to add to headbutting the microwave while waiting for my hot pockets to cook. I apparently told both bartenders earlier in the night I was going to fuck them both. I hate black out drunk me..
I'm 2 beers deep on an empty stomach, and I just wanna say, I pride myself on my use of commas
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
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