His pickup line was "I'll eat you out"
He did it well too
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
Randomize
