even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
Got too starbucks. 3out of the 4 girls working i have ducked and haven't ever called. My coffee has dick written on it. It may contain spit by pumpkin lattes are only once a year
He said he actually "met" me for the first time through a picture his housemate had of me, drunk and passed out in a pool of my own vomit, on the floor of his basement.
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
Pretty sure the guy at the Halloween party dressed as an ice cream man is working his way through the building without a care for gender or age. He high-fives me on his way out each morning.
Yeah, I got home from work at like 9:30, and he was passed out on the couch wearing only a tee shirt and The Jurassic Park theme on repeat.
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
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