Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
He made me a "booty call of the year" award.
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
Look on the bright side: Now that I'm sleeping with both the exs it's good bye to drunk sexting the 'wrong one'.
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
Random question, what's John-that-we-had-a-threesome-with's phone number? Don't necessarily need the full number, maybe just area code? Think I drunkenly ran into him last night and now I have texts from a John.
Thank you for coming with me today. I find it appropriate that we celebrated my negative pregnancy test with slurpees and donuts.
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
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