that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
bitch asked me if i cared if she kept her snuggie on while we had sex
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
vagina is talking i cant
I sat alone in Buffalo Wild Wings eating chocolate cake on Country Western karoake night. The waiter asked me if I was ok. Twice.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
Out of ten? A seven. You pulled your shorts down to your ankles, jumped into the pool and announced you were a merman.
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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