ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
Guys I ate pizza off the fucking ground of the cab. I am the worst type of person
i have officially smoked myself stupid. went to wally world to buy soap and toothpaste but got 4 potpies and 2 dessert pies instead. fail.
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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