am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
she looked like the bat from fern gully.
I start off june hungover/still drunk stumbling down my driveway with the trashcan at 6am..it's gonna be an interesting month
Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
the highlight of my day was when my dad called me when I was watching porn and I muted it instead of pausing it.
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
Hey, just wanted to let you know that University Police stopped by and repossessed the stolen laundry basket. And the 8 bottles of detergent.
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
just tried to scoop ice cream with a steak knife. now in the emergency room with a the cab diver and the drag queen he picked up on the way. its gonna be a loooong day.
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
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