belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
i actually looked down at my cock today and said "whoa buddy, you need a haircut....(grimace) and a shower"
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
I hereby state that I am over the age of 18. If I am not of age to purchase or consume alcohol products, I hereby acknowledge that I have not received any alcohol products from said party host. Also, in the event of injury or death, said party host is not to be held accountable. Please reply with your full name and today's date for your e-signature". *note: no text, no entry.*
Sorry bro, just a precaution. You know, ever since the "Jake incident". What a douche.
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
She just broke into my apartment while I was asleep, woke me up and drunkenly tried to seduce me for about 2 minutes, then passed out..
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
I know you're on a date and I should leave you alone but about twenty minutes ago I realized I haven't been spanked in years so if you're still looking for a birthday present, you know, consider it.
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
Is it okay to mention my ambition to become a supervillian and kill all humans on a first date, or is that a second date discussion?
Never underestimate the power of titties
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
Randomize
