how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
She wore that goddamn strap-on all night. When she was playing guitar hero it kept getting in the way but she just wouldn't take it off.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
Stop saying "make it happen". I'm not gonna say "hey, you should get naked with your sister and roll around together while I penetrate you both"
Yes. Do not say that. That will not make it happen.
Still. Make it happen
MY LIFE IS A TRAINWRECK THATS ON FIRE BUT SOMEHOW STILL MOVING, I HAVE THE RIGHT TO SCREAM OUTSIDE AT 2AM
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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