why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
I listened to the last 10 minutes of that 20 minute voicemail, it's solid gold. At one point he literally suggests we buy tasers and go around shooting people.
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
I just had a brazillian performed by a hungarian named olga. Im pretty sure she was trying to rip out my soul. You owe me a million orgasms
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
I got inside last night via doggy door
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
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