belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
Apparently I stole windex from the cab driver. Klepto Tom strikes again.
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
Last night I dreamt that I sold my car and used the money to have wheels surgically implanted in my feet and legs so I became a human heely and I just rolled everywhere
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
Jarrod's passed out on the chair with a cup of milk and I've been staring him down in an attempt to use telepathy to make him spill it. Attempts unsuccessful.
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