Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
I'm gonna keep this simple. I threw up in your pillow case. Sorry.
Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
She fucked a bartender in a closed Applebee’s and has the nerve to call me easy
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