the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
The fool I made of myself at the Ugly Christmas Sweater party last night was surpassed this morning when I walk of shamed 6 miles at 7am with one mysterious wet leg and no pants on. I think my mom saw me and waved.
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
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