Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
hey..i found a takeout box with a half-eaten hamburger in it, the box said to text this number if found...
forgot a fork. i am eating fettucini alfredo with a comb that i rinsed off the the bathroom sink. eating alone in my car. life doesn't get any sadder than this
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
there is a dorito bag in my car full of my mouth blood
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
She got a boob job, dumped her husband, became a stripper, got a DUI in her Porsche and is now dating her lawyer
I’m making her my life coach if med school doesn’t work out
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