shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
I caught a rooster roaming Edison Park then released it in the bar. They made me try to catch it again and somebody played the chicken dance while I chased it
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
I feel like the universe head butted me in my balls. That hungover.
.... My lady balls. Cuz I'm a lady.
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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