real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
If burritos were dicks, we'd have a serious relationship problem on our hands. Just saying.
The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
Dont be alarmed when you find the maintenance guy passed out on your couch. I didn't to explain why I was there so I offered him a drink, I dont know what happened after that.....
I won't drink with you again until you promise to not feed me anymore paper bags
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
Pre-chapter meeting quote: "Why is there a bun literally taped to the shelf? That doesn't even make sense when you're drunk, who does that?"
And regarding bottomless mimosas stopping at 1 pm, there was a chick who drove her car into the back of the bar. Blame that bitch, not you peeing in the koi pond.
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
Well. I had to explain to my niece that the word cunt is not an abbreviation for country. I'm the best aunt in the world.
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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