I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
I got drunk and applied for two credit cards last night. About to find out if anyone in this world is still dumb enough to give me credit.
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
I'm unsure as to how you were able to snapchat me with your hands duck taped to beer, but I appreciated it nonetheless.
the liver wants what the liver wants
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
Yes be both agreed it was the worst sex in the history of fornication, so I asked him to sign the condom wrapper so I could frame it as a reminder to NEVER sleep with him again
You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app
I just remembered how you stole the slinky from me. Bitch, I will NEVER forgive you.
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