Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
Flying into Chicago for a few days, getting re-deployed in September, we should probably fuck
Kristina got the same text from you just now, she's sitting next to me, how many people did you send this to?
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
He came when Ron Burgundy started playing the jazz flute. How do you think it went?
I've reached the gravitational age where it's very hard to get my face and my boobs in the same shot without some kind of yoga involved .
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
My boss is explaining why he thinks time goes by faster and faster. Bc of the rockets. No lie.
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