You can't motorboat a personality
Pete just told the whole party I'm a squirter
we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
She wouldn't stop telling me the story of the penis and how she got laid.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
The vodka gummy bears are so strong. If I die of alcohol poisoning, please tell my dad it was single malt scotch.
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