I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
So today the police came to my dorm to look for weed, i didn't have any in the room, so i let them in. they apologized for any inconvenience and then left after finding nothing. then i realized i was wearing gauges with weed leaves on them lol
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
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