Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
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how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
WHY IS MY CAR MISSING A DOOR YOU BITCH
budget cuts
YOU CANT BLAME EVERYTHING YOU DO WHILE DRUNK ON BUDGET CUTS
budget cuts are serious business
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
I lost Mario kart three times but I got laid so it wasn't the WORST night I've ever had.
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
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