When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
I'm currently sitting on the floor of a hostel reception area taking swigs of straight vodka, singing with people whose English doesn't go far beyond Lion King songs. I thought you might appreciate it.
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
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